teen life ~

unicorns-and-curls:

belibers have all these stylish caps that say swaggie and beanies that say believe and one direction fan products are absolutely terrible like why

wait management

unicorns-and-curls:

why is that dog walking on two legs

sometimes the world is confusing and frightnening

why does that dog talk

sometimes the world is confusing and frightnening

(Source: bradfordsox)

I just painted my nails and now i have to pee fml

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMG

just me, chilling

im-a-phangurl:

For boys who don’t understand what periods feel like

Imagine somebody pinching your balls until they bleed.

and that about a week every month for about 40 years

tartancorpse:

So I’m in the kitchen cause I’m a little bit famished I warm up just one tortilla and my mom walks by and she said make a fucking mess better clean your fucking mess …

I’m thinking to myself bitch I’m warming up a tortilla fuck let me clean up the trace amounts of gas in the air then

i can just imagine you vacuuming the air like

“CHOOCHOOMUTHAFUCKAS”

thegreatmayhaps:

Ugh can I please get an app for period tracking that is not pink and does not feature flowers? Is that too much to ask?

apparently the inventor of periods was like a hippie or something

lovenorm:

why are people from school trying to find me on here

ikr this is our hannah montana life

:3